Adventures of Kuma

Yesterdays girls didn'ts feels goods. Ins thes laters parts ofs days
shes wents tos beds ands sleeps. Laters justs as its gets darks
girls wokes. Wes spents alls nites ups. Worries abouts girls.

Bears is lookings forwads tos seeing lots ofs folks as soons
anothers conventions is comings.

Kumas Bears was muchs happys withs Westercons. Manys peoples cames ands saws hows cutes ands wonderfuls Bears ares. (Bears is nots modests.) Bears is lookings forwards tos mores conventions ands seeings mores peoples.

Rights nows, Bears is ofs tos Renos withs Kevins ands Lisas wheres Bears plans tos plays muchs Kenos. Wishs Bears bests fishes!

Tomorrows Kumas Bears (ifs alls goes wells) goes tos Portlands.
Bears likes conventions. Bears likes to wears costumes.
Wishes mys girls thes bests. Hopes to sees lots ofs peoples.