Bath Time Bear

[travelswithkuma]

Todays bears hads tos takes baths. grrrrrrrrrr. Bears nots likes baths.
Girls nos bests buts stills evens shes crys whens i's is ins baths.

Grrrrrrrrrs wets bears, ands nots evens gets fishes !!!

Musts spends lots ofs times in towels gettings drys. Wells...
Bears needs tos looks bests fors the videos shows laters this weeks.
Hopes tos haves mores tos says, whens bears goes outs ands abouts.

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[feorag.livejournal.com]

His Magnificent Eviltude Fluff the Plush Cthulhu has just flown down the stairs to complain that He is unable to post a comment here, and that the only explanation LJ can come up with is the rather Zen ".".

I am therefore taking dictation on His behalf:

"It is a most dreadful liberty they are taking with you! My minions have not dared bathe Me, but they sometimes douse Me in something called "Febreze". It is horrid stuff that smells of flowers and not Cthulhu."

[travelswithkuma.livejournal.com]

As is knows bears likes thes fishs. Buts Bears dos nots likes theres
noses wets! GRRRRR Bears was puts ins tubs ofs waters alls overs.
Whats bears tos dos???